Excuse me? I could be bleeding on your doorstep and you're trying to guess what species I am based off of my painful gargling! She even throws in a pseudo-cutesy "Who iiiiissssssss iiiittttttttttt?" to add effect. And I'm assuming that the sounds are equivalent to "Please open the door, I'm _" (You can insert whatever you'd like there.) Oh, and when she does figure out that it's a potential visitor, she does what? Tries to guess what kind of animal is knocking at the door, based off of the sounds said animal is producing.
Get out of the house as fast as you can! Because either you either need the Police or an Exorcist. She looks under the rug, behind the TV, and under her couch before it finally clicks inside her hollow cranium that someone is knocking at the door! Look if you hear knocking from any of those places except the door, RUN. Simple isn't it?īut noooooo, we have to do it TILLIE'S WAY! First she tries to figure out where the knocking is from. You drop what you're doing and answer the door. Your friend, the Mail Courier, The UPS guy, The Department of Homeland Security, whoever! What's the first thing you do? Her name is Tillie Knock-Knock, and I head for my fallout shelter as soon as I hear her rearing her ugly head on my TV screen. This one is one of the MOST annoying of the bunch.
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